May 2011
46 posts
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Structural Analysis of an Organic Sugar Print...
This ad belongs to the “stupid male person” genre (which also includes the ubiquitous “man-who-can’t-cook-tricks-woman-by-cunningly-using-ready-made-packet” style). Here, stupid man unwittingly accepts a plate of food from his girlfriend, thinking it contains “real” sugar. But there is a twist. The sugar is ORGANIC.
Looking at the main heading, it’s...
Structural Analysis of a Jewellery Print...
What mysterious force commands this woman to ENGAGE HIM? Maybe it is the force of Love. It has become a little steamy in the back seat of the car. I suspect our couple are on their way to a wedding, because their clothing is perfect and unrumpled. Maybe the man is in the bridal party, because there is some foliage affixed to his jacket. They say weddings make people horny. Hence the steam.
I...
WatchBen enters the darkened room and switches on his headlight.
“Cutting the deficit by gutting our investments in innovation and education is...”
– Barack Obama (via adiemtocarpe)
Structural Analysis of a Dishwasher Print...
The dishwasher they’re advertising has a “fast 30 minute program for busy households”. It is unclear what program might be involved - does it beam holographic images for all to sit and watch? No matter. If they are referring to a 30 minute washing cycle, then I’m unsure what the fuss is about, because the family appears in this photograph to be poised for departure, in...
April 2011
75 posts
